10. “Run faster, we’re cold.”

9. “WTF: Where’s The Finish(line)?”
8. “Run faster I just farted.”
7. “Run like you just stole beer.”
6. “Worst parade ever.”
5. “My grandma runs faster than you. No, really – she finished in 2:01.”
4. “Smile if you’re not wearing underwear.”
3. “I hope you don’t have to poop.”
2. “I’m sure it seemed like a great idea 6 months ago.”